February 2012
takeafuckingsh0wer:
NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Annie: I'm fi-
Michael Jackson: ARE YOU OKAY ANNIE
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suitupandbeawesomeinstead replied to your post: so i got my fillings today it was pretty funny…
Story of my life. xD Why didn’t you take laughing gas?
because it honestly scares the shit out of me
it makes me hallucinate and feel like i’m outside of my body
i’d never be able to do drugs
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so i got my fillings today
it was pretty funny because i wouldn’t take laughing gas and i’m pretty sure my childrens dentist didn’t know what to do because he gives everyone laughing gas so he seemed pretty freaked
at one point he was like “i’m just gonna blow some air on your tooth” and then he sticks a drill in my mouth and starts drilling
so i was like...
YES my new coldplay poster came and it’s so huge i couldn’t even take a proper picture of it
IT’S REALLY BIG OKAY
i have to get a filling fixed tomorrow so serious question can i get completely knocked out or what because laughing gas just makes me see things
like last time i literally saw brandon flowers in the room with me i’m not even kidding i was so knocked up on the stuff
have YOU ever seen brokeback????????????????????????????
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brandoncargoshortsdavis:
nicklugo:
i love girls i love boobs and butts and how nice they smell and legs and nice hair and soft skin girls rock
This guy likes the way butts smell
nadia are you not getting my messages or do you just hate me
today they started playing nickelback in gym so me and my friend got up and walked out
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don’t even get me started on somebody that i used to know i’ll punch someone in the face
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oh my god WHY does we are young have to be number one on itunes like seriously I KNEW THAT SONG BEFORE KIM KARDASHIAN GOT DIVORCED
why do my friends have to be like “oh you know that band fun. you always talk about I LOVE THEIR SONG”
now all of my friends suddenly want to come see them with me in may like NO NO NO YOU KNOW ONE SONG EVERYONE WILL HATE YOU
mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
theboywasonhisown:
my-sams-town:
talkstostrangers:
guuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl why? :C!!111111
dude if you don’t like see them, don’t see the perform
Bitch ,please…
“Record companies aren’t used to dealing with smart bands wanting to be...”
– Brandon Flowers (via ohkillers)
i’ve succesfully almost converted two of my friends
VICTIMS IN THE MAKING
Oscars? What Oscars?
fuckyeaharcticmonkeys:
Arctic Monkeys just released a new song. With a video.
Everything else doesn’t matter now.
thedreammaker:
plot twist The Killers win best film
potatosac:
*uses humor to cover up sadness*
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this is all I have to say
guillam:
Announcer: THE ARTIST? TWO FOR YOU!
Harry Potter: bu-
Announcer: HUGO? FOUR FOR YOU, HUGO, YOU GO HUGO!
Harry Potter: uh-
Announcer: Is War Horse in the audience? Here you go, one for you...
Harry Potter: excuse me-
Announcer: AND NONE FOR HARRY POTTER BYE